
1. Take one overgrown television remote on steroids. Which you'll no doubt need because you're all blurry eyed. Covet it like a religious relic.
2. Plop down on the couch until you become one with the fabric and shape of it, selfishly spreading your body across every square inch leaving no possible room for anyone else to come near you. And in the off chance someone attempts to sit near you let the warbling congestion rise to a gravelly moan. Then for effect cough like a barking seal and blow your nose conspicuously leaving the Kleenex nearby. That'll make the intruder feel more like calling the CDC then sitting next to you. Oh yeah, cough on the remote!
3. And finally, mix in an endless stream mindless television. Preferably the History Channel, National Geographic Channel and even better..back-to-back episodes of Spongebob Square Pants!
I don't feel much better. But, I'm enjoying Spongebob.
2. Plop down on the couch until you become one with the fabric and shape of it, selfishly spreading your body across every square inch leaving no possible room for anyone else to come near you. And in the off chance someone attempts to sit near you let the warbling congestion rise to a gravelly moan. Then for effect cough like a barking seal and blow your nose conspicuously leaving the Kleenex nearby. That'll make the intruder feel more like calling the CDC then sitting next to you. Oh yeah, cough on the remote!
3. And finally, mix in an endless stream mindless television. Preferably the History Channel, National Geographic Channel and even better..back-to-back episodes of Spongebob Square Pants!
I don't feel much better. But, I'm enjoying Spongebob.
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